In real life I am Tom Ward
On Twitter I am @i_are_scientist
I am a Leeds Utd fan
I am a scientist
I am mostly in Oxford
You ask 100 people, 99 will say [Emmanuel Adebayor's alleged stamp on Robin van Persie] is very bad and the hundredth will be Mark Hughes.
Arsene Wenger in response to Mark Hughes asking for Adebayor to be "cut a bit of slack". Really Mark?
I used to spend six or seven hours on Facebook every day posting updates about Cristiano and have done for the last year.
Seriously, what could you find about this obnoxious slime-ball to write about for "six or seven hours" a day?
The views expressed on this page are those solely of the author... and a couple of million English football fans.
"Did you write it on a PC?" he was asked. "No," he replied, "I wrote it on a Mac. I've never used a PC in my life."
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
I'm sorry for the hairdos, the baggy pants, the scandals, the lies, the gangs, and I'm sorry about the music. I was young, manipulated and I was a puppet.
Show me someone who's genuinely interested in glamour and I'll ask you why you've introduced me to your twat of a friend.
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