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Jingle All The Way?

A £2.99 child's toy mouse was designed to sing Jingle Bells when you press a button in it's tummy. Unfortunately, as the video above shows, there were one or two problems with the recording:

Distributors Humatt, of Ferndown, Dorset, said the man providing the voice could not pronounce certain sounds. His singing was then speeded up to make it higher-pitched - distorting the result further.

Though, how being unable to pronounce "certain sounds" would distort "Jingle Bells" to "Paedophiles" I don't know!

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The Last Place You Want To Go

Dixons.co.uk says what we're all thinking...
   
...though, personally, I'd substitute dixons.co.uk for amazon.co.uk
Original post by Eliza Williams @ creativereview.co.uk

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BBC NEWS | Facebook farmers want India flag

More than 20,000 people have called for India's national flag to be added to a popular web game [Farmville] which allows users to develop and manage a farm online (...)

(...) Ankush Deshpande is one of those co-ordinating efforts online to persuade Zynga to add the Indian flag.

He said Farmville's developers had "insulted" India by ignoring the demand.

Seriously, why get so wound up; Farmville is one of the most annoying games on Facebook!

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SA pigeon 'faster than broadband'

Pigeon carries 4 Gb of data faster than ADSL.

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The Day The Music (Industry) Died - ish

OK, saying the music industry is going to die because of Spotify is going a little OTT (and a poor way of referencing American Pie lyrics in the title!) but I think the music industry is going to change beyond recognition from today onward.

I've mentioned Spotify before and I'm still loving it. Just so you know, Spotify is a music streaming service that allows you to listen to 4 million tracks, for free, on your PC or Mac. It pays for itself by inserting short ads every so often which can be a little annoying, but for £9.99 per month (or 99p for 24 hours) you can listen to all the music you like advert free.

Pretty cool, no?

Well, it gets better. For those of you with Android mobiles and iPhones there's a new app that streams over 3G or Wi-Fi meaning you essentially have 4 million tracks on your phone.

Wait, it gets better.

The app also allows playlist synchronisation. What this means is that your phone will download, legally and for free, music on a particular playlist to your handset for offline listening.

Pretty amazing if you ask me. Essentially, you have a scaled-down, streaming iTunes Store on your phone. This is only open to premium users (i.e. £9.99 a month) but is worth the monthly subscription for the offline playlists alone.

So, how will this affect the music industry? Well, I can imagine a time when, services like Spotify, dominate the music industry. Why pay for music you like now but, as your tastes change, may hate in a few years time? Artists are still being payed by these services and piracy will be reduced as everyone has access to all the music they want. In theory a least.

iTunes will have to update or face certain death - if the rumours are true, we should be seeing new iPods any day now and it has been said that many will include the iPhone OS. If every iPod has access to Spotify, why would anyone by music from iTunes? Maybe their own subscription service is in the offing?

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Is Manchester City's Website the Best Looking in the Premiership?

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As a Leeds fan, it pains me to say it but the Leeds United website looks quite dated. There's not really anything wrong with it, but it's not exactly beautiful. The picture above is on the Manchester City homepage which, I'm sure you'll agree, looks pretty cool. The whole site looks very Web 2.0 and is customisable.

It seems they're also embracing social networking with, as you can see above, a Flickr stream and twitter account (@MCFC), both of which can be displayed on the homepage, if you so require.
 
I suppose this is what happens when you have a rich sugar-daddy chairman!

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You Know You're an Übergeek When...

... you twitter during the birth of your child - just ask @sara wife of Evan Williams, CEO of twitter.

Dear Twitter, My water broke. It wasn't like Charlotte in Sex and the City. Now, timing contractions on an iPhone app.

about 14 hours ago from txt

The Contraction Tracker was fun until the contractions got painful.

about 12 hours ago from txt

Admitted to hospital. Got the second-to-last room.

about 10 hours ago from txt

Epidural, yes please.

about 8 hours ago from txt

The heartbeat monitor soothes the silence of a room that will shortly be anything but silent.

25 minutes ago from txt
 
I'm not sure my wife will be doing the same when we have children and I'm certain I'd get a pasting if I went anywhere near my phone...

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Twitter Cream-Crackered by Denial of Service Attack

The twitter Fail Whale was seen at around 2:00pm UTC today. The twitter status blog warned the site was down, before updating to announce they were "defending an ongoing denial of service attack, confirmed on the main twitter blog by Biz Stone.

 

On this otherwise happy Thursday morning, Twitter is the target of a denial of service attack.

 

Yet more bad news for the service which, it was announced today, may have to defend a lawsuit originating from "mass notification" firm TechRadium alleging infringement of three patents.

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BBC NEWS | Business | Murdoch signals end of free news

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ITV Sells Poor-Man's Facebook, for £100m Loss, to the Beano

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is today reporting that ITV has managed to offload friends reunited, a once popular social network site, for £25 million, 4 years after buying the site for £120 million plus performance-related bonuses (worth up to £55 million). The question is, why would DC Thomson Publishing, home of such iconic magazines such as the Beano and Dandy comics, and Classic Stitches Magazine, want the company which has lost a majority of it's users to the likes of facebook?

When friends reunited started in 2000, there wasn't a UK alternative to the popular US website Classmates.com. Us Brits had no-way of finding out which of the pretty girls from school had gotten fat, or how many of the school bullies had ended up in prison. I signed up for an account pretty early on, but was astounded to find that it was a paid service, or rather, if you actually wanted to connect with a friend, you had to pay a yearly subscription. It was a pretty modest £7.50 or so but, as a student, there was far more important things to spend my money on. Like alcohol for example. It got old pretty quickly because, essentially all you could find out about the people you went to school with was if they were married, where they lived and what job they had. My account became neglected and eventually, when facebook was opened to people outside of universities, abandoned.

When I visited friendsreunited.co.uk recently, I didn't recognise it. Or rather I did, but only because it had become another facebook/myspace/twitter clone that had fewer members than the alternatives. And of those members, many had neglected their profiles.

So why buy the company? Well, prior to the original sale to ITV, friends reunited had branched out into genealogy and dating. These are far for lucrative businesses to DC Thompson, who's subsidiary Brightsolid runs a genealogy website. Also, friends reunited dating provides online dating for daily local and national newspapers in the UK.

The timing couldn't be better for ITV, who lost £1.6 billion last year and £105 million this year to June. Hopefully, the money saved/made from the sale will be ploughed into ITV.com where the number of views shot up almost 4-fold to 116 million and made £18 million.

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